Bachelors Parties & Stag Nights
Over the years the events at Bachelor Parties have ranged from the sublime to the ridiculous, and what may seem acceptable and tame to you may fall into the realm of totally unacceptable for others.
He’s got a hard enough time ahead of him already, so below are things to avoid doing to the bachelor:
Don’t shave off all his hair or eyebrows
Chances are he won’t have time to grow them back before the wedding. Remember, he and his wife-to-be have to live with these pictures for the rest of their lives, not you!
Don’t get him drunk and leave him buck-naked on a train to the other side of the country with no money.
This is especially true if the party is close to the wedding itself.
There are too many stories of grooms that just didn’t make it back in time, and with the cost that goes into a wedding you really don’t want to take that risk
Don’t mark or scar his body in any way!
While it may seem hysterical to get your boy a tattoo of his ex-girlfriend’s name in the middle of a drunken party, the consequences can be devastating.
Likewise don’t use any chemicals that could leave blotches of colour on his skin – you never know how long things like that will take to wear off... and he has to live with the photos, not you!
Don’t shave off his pubic hair!
While this seems like a harmless prank to play (and you could probably laugh for hours watching him hop if you add throw Deep Heat into the mix), the truth is that pubic hair itches like a MOFO when it grows back.
The worst time will be one to four weeks after the shave has happened. Worse still, his bride may hate it (and many women do dislike the sensation of stubbly regrowth), and then all you’ve given him is a wedding night without the mind-blowing sex that’s supposed to happen!
Drinking & Driving
Drinking and driving is a common issue when it comes to events like these.
If you are sending everyone back home after a night of raucous drinking, arrange a taxi service to get everyone home – the bride and other female partners will thank you for it.